{"id":24719,"date":"2026-10-29T14:20:21","date_gmt":"2026-10-29T14:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=24719"},"modified":"2026-10-29T14:20:21","modified_gmt":"2026-10-29T14:20:21","slug":"a-man-is-driving-down-the-highway-past-a-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=24719","title":{"rendered":"A Man Is Driving Down The Highway Past A Farm."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One glimpse across a farm fence turns an ordinary drive into a furious mission.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A horrified motorist doubles back to confront the farmer, certain that nothing could excuse what he just witnessed. But when a little boy opens the farmhouse door, the stranger\u2019s righteous anger heads straight toward a twist he never expected, hidden inside one seemingly innocent repl\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man is traveling along a rural highway when something in a nearby field catches his attention: a farmer behaving obscenely with a sheep. Disgusted, he keeps driving, trying to put the sight behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A minute later, though, indignation gets the better of him. He hits the brakes. \u201cThat was horrible,\u201d he says. \u201cI\u2019m going to give that man a piece of my mind!\u201d He turns around and heads back toward the farm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the time he reaches the farmhouse, he has a stern lecture ready. He marches onto the porch and pounds on the door, expecting the farmer to appear. Instead, a little boy answers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The visitor pauses, immediately softening his voice; whatever his complaint, there is no reason to frighten a child. \u201cOh, hi there. Is your father home?\u201d The boy nods. \u201cSure, one second.\u201d Then he turns toward the house and calls, \u201cHey, daaaaaahd!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One glimpse across a farm fence turns an ordinary drive into a furious mission. A horrified motorist doubles back to confront the farmer, certain that nothing could excuse what he just witnessed. But when a little boy opens the farmhouse door, the stranger\u2019s righteous anger heads straight toward a twist he never expected, hidden inside &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24721,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24719\/revisions\/24721"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}