One wrong answer could turn a traffic stop into a spectacular humiliation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In these three police jokes, a tipsy driver gambles on wordplay, another hides behind endless excuses, and a towering troublemaker stakes his pride on being unstoppable. But when quick thinking meets outrageous confidence, someone is about to discover that the easiest trap is the one you nev\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the first joke, an officer offers a drunk driver one final challenge: use \u201cgreen,\u201d \u201cpink,\u201d and \u201cyellow\u201d in a sentence. The man replies, \u201cMy phone went green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have a nice day, officer!\u201d Another driver takes a different approach, producing a medical excuse for every requested test. He cites asthma to refuse a breathalyzer, hemophilia to avoid a blood sample, and diabetes to reject a urine sample.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But when asked to walk a white line, his excuses collapse: \u201cBecause I\u2019m too drunk.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The third joke trades roadside excuses for restaurant bravado. A hulking troublemaker claims he could beat both the responding officer and the world heavyweight champion. Instead of fighting, the officer challenges him to escape from handcuffs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eager to demonstrate his strength, the man agrees, then struggles for several fruitless minutes. When he finally admits defeat, the officer delivers the payoff: \u201cIn that case, you\u2019re under arrest.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n