{"id":24729,"date":"2026-10-29T15:48:04","date_gmt":"2026-10-29T15:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=24729"},"modified":"2026-10-29T15:48:04","modified_gmt":"2026-10-29T15:48:04","slug":"an-85-year-old-widow-went-on-a-blind-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=24729","title":{"rendered":"An 85-Year-Old Widow Went On A Blind Date. \u2013"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her blind date ended with three slaps\u2014and a daughter demanding answers. At eighty-five, the widow had ventured out with a ninety-year-old gentleman, only to return looking visibly upset. But when her daughter asked whether he had crossed a line, the mother\u2019s explanation turned an alarming evening into something nobody in that house could have imagined, leaving her daughter sho\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/infodate.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/7-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.5;width:564px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter\u2019s house later that night, she looked anything but delighted. Naturally, her daughter wanted to know how the evening had gone\u2014and what could possibly have happened to leave her mother so upset. \u201cWhat happened, Mother?\u201d she asked. The widow wasted no time getting to the point: \u201cI had to slap his face three times!\u201d That certainly wasn\u2019t the answer her daughter had expected from a night that was supposed to be about companionship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her daughter immediately imagined a gentleman whose manners had deserted him. \u201cYou mean he got fresh?\u201d she asked. But her mother\u2019s complaint had nothing to do with unwanted advances. \u201cNo,\u201d the widow answered. \u201cI thought he was dead!\u201d Forget butterflies and romantic sparks: apparently, this particular date had left her more concerned about signs of life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her blind date ended with three slaps\u2014and a daughter demanding answers. At eighty-five, the widow had ventured out with a ninety-year-old gentleman, only to return looking visibly upset. But when her daughter asked whether he had crossed a line, the mother\u2019s explanation turned an alarming evening into something nobody in that house could have imagined, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24730,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24729"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24731,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24729\/revisions\/24731"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}