{"id":24934,"date":"2026-10-31T16:11:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-31T16:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=24934"},"modified":"2026-10-31T16:11:21","modified_gmt":"2026-10-31T16:11:21","slug":"the-wifes-gps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=24934","title":{"rendered":"The Wife\u2019s GPS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He wanted to test his wife\u2019s brain, but her answer left his own scrambling for cover.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One imaginary forest, one outrageous escape plan, and a piece of advice from her father turned his playful challenge into a showdown he never saw coming. Then she delivered her explanation, and he reached for his laptop to reconsider his entire college educ\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The husband\u2019s challenge sounded simple: imagine being stranded deep in a forest without GPS or phone reception. How would she get home? His wife paused, then announced she would grab a large rock, find a coyote, and try to hit it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His disbelief only made her more confident. According to her dad, a frightened coyote would head toward the city. Her solution? Follow it straight back to civilization. To her, the problem was solved; to him, the conversation had taken a turn no textbook could explain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For several seconds, he said nothing. Then, in the joke\u2019s final flourish, he opened his laptop and deleted his college degree folder. \u201cSomewhere along the way,\u201d he whispered, \u201cI clearly missed that class.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her questionable wildlife wisdom wasn\u2019t a survival tip, but her delivery won the exchange. He had brought a brainteaser; she had brought absolute confidence\u2014and apparently, a navigation system powered by coyote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He wanted to test his wife\u2019s brain, but her answer left his own scrambling for cover. One imaginary forest, one outrageous escape plan, and a piece of advice from her father turned his playful challenge into a showdown he never saw coming. Then she delivered her explanation, and he reached for his laptop to reconsider &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24935,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24934"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24936,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24934\/revisions\/24936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}