{"id":25378,"date":"2026-11-05T08:08:58","date_gmt":"2026-11-05T08:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=25378"},"modified":"2026-11-05T08:08:58","modified_gmt":"2026-11-05T08:08:58","slug":"man-leaves-work-early-discovers-how-wife-spends-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/?p=25378","title":{"rendered":"Man leaves work early, discovers how wife spends time"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Oftentimes our lives become so overwhelming that we forget to pause and enjoy the profound release that comes with laughter when we\u2019ve seen or heard something funny.<\/strong><br><br><strong>Today we\u2019re sharing with you a joke about a married couple, and though infidelity is no laughing matter, we hope this little story makes you smile!<\/strong><br><br>Imagine this: After picking up her kids from daycare and placing them in their rooms, a woman starts enjoying some downtime \u2013 perhaps a bit too much \u2013 with her husband\u2019s brother in the bedroom of her home.<br><br>Funny joke<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The woman and her brother-in-law are in bed together when they hear the loud hum of the garage door opening, followed by the chirping of the lock engaging on her husband\u2019s car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Neither the woman, nor the man\u2019s brother, knew he was coming home early that day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The husband rushes up the stairs looking for his wife, who\u2019s naked on the bed, sweating and panting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat\u2019s up?\u201d he says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m having a heart attack,\u201d the wife cries.<br><br>The man runs downstairs to grab his phone to call emergency and just as he starts dialing, his young son is yanking at his leg, desperately trying to get his attention.<br><br>\u201cDaddy! Daddy!\u201d says the 4-year-old whistleblower. \u201cUncle James is hiding in your closet, and he\u2019s got no clothes on!\u201d<br><br>Outraged by his boy\u2019s revelation, the husband throws his phone on the table and after storming upstairs into the bedroom, he whips by his screaming wife and tears open the wardrobe door.<br><br>Crouching beneath the hanging clothes was a very naked James, who \u2013 like the man\u2019s wife \u2013 was also panting and sweating.<br><br>\u201cYou rotten SOB,\u201d strikes the husband. \u201cMy wife\u2019s having a heart attack and you\u2019re running around naked scaring the kids!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oftentimes our lives become so overwhelming that we forget to pause and enjoy the profound release that comes with laughter when we\u2019ve seen or heard something funny.Today we\u2019re sharing with you a joke about a married couple, and though infidelity is no laughing matter, we hope this little story makes you smile!Imagine this: After picking &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":25379,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25380,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25378\/revisions\/25380"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cehre.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}