A Man Is Driving Down The Highway Past A Farm.

One glimpse across a farm fence turns an ordinary drive into a furious mission.
A horrified motorist doubles back to confront the farmer, certain that nothing could excuse what he just witnessed. But when a little boy opens the farmhouse door, the stranger’s righteous anger heads straight toward a twist he never expected, hidden inside one seemingly innocent repl…
A man is traveling along a rural highway when something in a nearby field catches his attention: a farmer behaving obscenely with a sheep. Disgusted, he keeps driving, trying to put the sight behind him.
A minute later, though, indignation gets the better of him. He hits the brakes. “That was horrible,” he says. “I’m going to give that man a piece of my mind!” He turns around and heads back toward the farm.
By the time he reaches the farmhouse, he has a stern lecture ready. He marches onto the porch and pounds on the door, expecting the farmer to appear. Instead, a little boy answers.
The visitor pauses, immediately softening his voice; whatever his complaint, there is no reason to frighten a child. “Oh, hi there. Is your father home?” The boy nods. “Sure, one second.” Then he turns toward the house and calls, “Hey, daaaaaahd!”